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Friday
27Jun

INCENTIVES

I have decided to lose some weight but I need some motivational help. I am going to sponsor my own Thon.  You know what I mean.  Like a Walk - a Thon or Bowl -a Thon.  This will be a Pound- a Thon. There will be no money involved.  Here is how it will work.

I need you to pledge to send me naked pictures of yourself based on the amount of weight I lose (um, guys and Mom, I really don't need your help with this one)

It will go something like this:

"Billy, here is my pledge:

  • 25 lbs - Picture of me in a nightie
  • 50 lbs - Picture of me in a bikini
  • 75 lbs - Picture of me topless

You get the idea, ladies.  The more you pledge, the more motivated I will be!

Don't let me down!

I am counting on your support!


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Reader Comments (5)

Only you would come up with such an idea. Nightie and Bikini are maybe plausible, but topless probably isn't going to happen. Nice try though. Oh Yeah, I'm not naked right now.

June 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNT

There are probably people reading that it would be better incentive if they sent you pictures with more clothes on as you hit goals.

June 27, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjames

But I am

June 27, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertyoga

Can you or the Answer Grape explain the incentive of throwing a no hitter if you still can lose the game?
Seems to be a lot of work for no reward.
Add in the thought that he will not get credit for the feat because the Dodgers only batted in 8 innings and again you have got to ask “What’s the point?”
Of course if they were getting a topless picture of you…..

June 29, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertyoga

This has absolutely nothing to do with article but I needed to tell Big Billy about these and I don't have his e-mail adress two awesome/funny videos http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817005
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1792142

July 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenter3

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